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epicfatguy:

spell awkward.

epicfatguy:

spell awkward.

basketball-junkie:

Carmelo Anthony scores 42 points in loss against Miami.

basketball-junkie:

Carmelo Anthony scores 42 points in loss against Miami.

I love the asshole type relationship.

topnotchswag:

You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortability. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love.

(Source: baybayaye, via before-time)

yoloquotes4u:

funny spongebob quotes
Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.Squidward: What?Patrick: HO HO HO!Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You’re scaring him!“Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?…Wanna see me do it again?” Squidward: “Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan.Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan.Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?Patrick: I’m dirty.    I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse    But the pain feels so much worse    Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun    Than a burn from the sunquidward: …I’m claustrophobic!Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?Spongebob: I think it means he scared of Santa Claus!Patrick: HO HO HO!Spongebob: No Patrick! You’re scaring him!funny spongebob quotes - Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease! Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?    Squidward: Let go of the pizza!    SpongeBob: No! It’s for the customer!    Squidward: Who cares about the customer?    SpongeBob: I do!    Squidward: Well, I don’t!    SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [blown away by the wind] Spongebob: “I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”    SpongeBob: We have just enough time to get to work!    Squidward: Work?    Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles! funny spongebob quotes - why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly“It matters not whether one is dirty or clean… for can cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not reenact the history that divides us…rather we must embrace that which draws us together! Oh must we be free to choose our own path!” Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?Patrick: Like a genie!-Squidward & PatrickClick for more yolo tumblr quotes!

yoloquotes4u:

funny spongebob quotes

Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You’re scaring him!

“Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?…Wanna see me do it again?”

Squidward: “Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!

Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan.
Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan.
Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I’m dirty.


    I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse
    But the pain feels so much worse
    Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
    Than a burn from the sun

quidward: …I’m claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he scared of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: No Patrick! You’re scaring him!

funny spongebob quotes - Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!

Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?


    Squidward: Let go of the pizza!
    SpongeBob: No! It’s for the customer!
    Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
    SpongeBob: I do!
    Squidward: Well, I don’t!
    SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [blown away by the wind]


Spongebob: “I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

    SpongeBob: We have just enough time to get to work!
    Squidward: Work?
    Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles!


funny spongebob quotes - why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly

“It matters not whether one is dirty or clean… for can cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not reenact the history that divides us…rather we must embrace that which draws us together! Oh must we be free to choose our own path!”

Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
-Squidward & Patrick


Click for more yolo tumblr quotes!

epicfatguy:

spell awkward.

epicfatguy:

spell awkward.

(Source: no-ebullience)

basketball-junkie:

Carmelo Anthony scores 42 points in loss against Miami.

basketball-junkie:

Carmelo Anthony scores 42 points in loss against Miami.

I love the asshole type relationship.

topnotchswag:

You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortability. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love.

(Source: baybayaye, via before-time)

yoloquotes4u:

funny spongebob quotes
Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.Squidward: What?Patrick: HO HO HO!Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You’re scaring him!“Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?…Wanna see me do it again?” Squidward: “Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan.Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan.Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?Patrick: I’m dirty.    I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse    But the pain feels so much worse    Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun    Than a burn from the sunquidward: …I’m claustrophobic!Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?Spongebob: I think it means he scared of Santa Claus!Patrick: HO HO HO!Spongebob: No Patrick! You’re scaring him!funny spongebob quotes - Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease! Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?    Squidward: Let go of the pizza!    SpongeBob: No! It’s for the customer!    Squidward: Who cares about the customer?    SpongeBob: I do!    Squidward: Well, I don’t!    SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [blown away by the wind] Spongebob: “I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”    SpongeBob: We have just enough time to get to work!    Squidward: Work?    Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles! funny spongebob quotes - why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly“It matters not whether one is dirty or clean… for can cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not reenact the history that divides us…rather we must embrace that which draws us together! Oh must we be free to choose our own path!” Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?Patrick: Like a genie!-Squidward & PatrickClick for more yolo tumblr quotes!

yoloquotes4u:

funny spongebob quotes

Patrick: What does claustophobia mean?
Spongebob: It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: What?
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: Stop, Patrick! You’re scaring him!

“Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?…Wanna see me do it again?”

Squidward: “Oh! I didn’t realize it was happy hopping moron day!

Spongebob: I’m Dirty Dan.
Patrick: No, I’m Dirty Dan.
Spongebob: What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?
Patrick: I’m dirty.


    I know I shouldn’t mope around, I shouldn’t curse
    But the pain feels so much worse
    Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
    Than a burn from the sun

quidward: …I’m claustrophobic!
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
Spongebob: I think it means he scared of Santa Claus!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Spongebob: No Patrick! You’re scaring him!

funny spongebob quotes - Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!

Patrick: You mean what we thought they thought, we think and thought they thought. We think?


    Squidward: Let go of the pizza!
    SpongeBob: No! It’s for the customer!
    Squidward: Who cares about the customer?
    SpongeBob: I do!
    Squidward: Well, I don’t!
    SpongeBob: [wind stops momentarily, SpongeBob gasps] Squidward! [blown away by the wind]


Spongebob: “I’m ugly and I’m proud! I’m ugly and I’m proud!! I’m ugly and I’m proud!”

    SpongeBob: We have just enough time to get to work!
    Squidward: Work?
    Squidward: Oh, my aching tentacles!


funny spongebob quotes - why my good sir, this is a krabby patty, smothered in jellyfish jelly

“It matters not whether one is dirty or clean… for can cleanliness exist without filthiness? And would we know filthiness without cleanliness? We must not reenact the history that divides us…rather we must embrace that which draws us together! Oh must we be free to choose our own path!”

Squisward: Who would want to celebrate a holiday where a fat man breaks into your house and leaves gifts?
Patrick: Like a genie!
-Squidward & Patrick


Click for more yolo tumblr quotes!

I love the asshole type relationship.

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